This week's issue of The Eye features an open letter to Mark Zuckerberg. Because the man needs to know that change ain't always for the better.
Mark, we need to talk.
First, it was that awkward second location of Chat. Then, you started sorting my friends into these mysterious “Lists.” Soon enough, my every sidebar was filled with bizarre tidbits of information, ranging from the humiliating (e.g., “More Photos of Person You’re Already Shamelessly Stalking!”) to the just plain hateful (believe it or not, I’d rather not be reminded that, on September 23, 2007, I happened to think my lunch was “awesum!! <3”).
Still, I bore those changes with little protest, because I understand: evolution is as much a part of Facebook as it is of life so, if only for the sake of my FarmVille, I was prepared to tough it out.
But now, Mark, things are getting serious. Now, you’ve come into my homepage.
