So, you didn’t write your first paper. You misread the calendar, you had one too many G&Ts over the weekend, you really felt that it was better for your mental health to sit in the MoMA sculpture garden. Whatever the cause, the clock is ticking, your eyes are twitching, and you’re not going to finish that essay on The Odyssey by 10:25 a.m. It’s time to send The Email, but because we know you’re low on creativity this week, we’ve made it easy for you. Check out the Madlibs featured in this week's Eye after the jump.