On leaving New York, part two

Like many of you, Columbia seniors, I'm applying to grad school this fall. Unlike many of you, however, I'm applying to get an MFA in creative writing. This has a couple consequences. First, my suite-mates have been asking for my advice every time they hang a poster or pick a shirt, insisting that they need my "mastery" in fine arts. Second, according to everyone in the MFA-getting business, my main criteria for picking a school to attend are supposed to be location and funding.

I'm not sure how it goes when picking a graduate program in, say, political science, or dentistry, but I suspect the nature of the creative writing MFA makes the process for that program somewhat unique. The logic is something like "you're getting 2-3 years to read and write, after which you will be qualified to do precisely nothing in the professional world, so pay as little a possible and go someplace where you'll be able to spend most of your time in front of a computer screen and still be mildly happy."

I'm thinking Montana. Or Orange County. Or Brooklyn. Or Tallahassee.

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