Well well well, what do we have here? Columbia, you think you're ready for the big leagues? After all, in these past few weeks you've mastered the art of small talk, you learned that not showering everyday keeps the hotties away, and you're able to be both #foreveralone and never alone without causing a scene---you are now an enviable social butterfly! Go, girl! Look at you! Do a spin! Alright, that's quite enough self-referencing. The point is you're adept enough to tackle the biggest, most potentially jarring obstacle of them all: the college party.
