Man Scarves
Your pimp hand is strong. You’ve been to Europe in the past couple years, and you’ve seen Italian stallions and Swedish Svens wearing them, and now it’s your turn. It’s also an effective hickey cover-up.
Varsity Jacket
You have never actually played sports. In fact, the most physical exercise you’re used to is making the subway trip to Topshop to look for one of these gems. Oh, really, you got it at a thrift store? No you didn’t. No you didn’t.
Zany socks from Urban Outfitters/J.Crew
