
Illustration by Cindy Pan.
Okay, we know you probably already got your Halloween on this weekend. That costume you oh-so-carefully planned (a little bit witty, a little bit trashy) is by now ruined by beer and/or snow. You're hungover. Stressed. Broke. Sick of seeing people dressed up as kittens and firemen. And you still have to go to that Halloween party tonight.
Never fear. In anticipation of this moment, we came up with four delightfully abnormal costumes in this week's issue of The Eye, reprinted here for your use.
Sexy Feminist
Think Susan B. Anthony & Simone de Beauvoir…if they were in Mean Girls. These two feminists are already rolling in their graves at the sight of knee-highs and push-ups, so why not bring the empowerment-through-sexuality to a head? Simone loved black turtlenecks—but how about going backless, American Apparel style?