You are sexually/intellectually/fervently attracted to him/her. You have made eye contact/secretly read their posts on CourseWorks. Once, you talked about Antichrist/Melancholia. Last Thursday at 3 AM you awkwardly exchanged numbers at 1020/Ding Dong. But Thanksgiving/Christmukkah is fast approaching. Changing your relationship status before you get home is crucial, having spent boarding school self-actualizing as an asexual freak with an unhealthy anime habit/crush on your physics teacher. You might not be having sex, but you are no longer asexual.
