Facebook grammar sins

not gonna lie ive lyke alwayz been a gramar nazi.

Let’s be real. The vast majority of Facebook users couldn’t care less about capitalization and spelling, let alone such a nit-picky annoyance as grammar. I mean, this isn’t a LitHum paper, right? We ain’t losing no points for bad English.

Hate to break it to you, but some of us do notice when you make a they’re/their/there mistake in your wall post. So if you’re looking to increase your street cred with us English-major types, or you just want to make your Facebook page employer-proof, try to avoid these four deadly grammar sins:

1. There vs. their vs. they’re

I’d rather eat at John Jay because they have fro-yo thereThey’re not eating any dessert because they have to look good in their slutty Halloween costumes.

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