"My stomach's hot. My face is twitching."

It's late. You're up. I'm just going to take a wild guess here and say that, in light of another hectic registration period, you're probably having an existential crisis about your intended major/life decision. No? Just me? Alrighty then, let's go.

Best Part: I'm currently holding a 9 a.m. Music Hum section hostage. The ransom is a 6 p.m. section. Mwahahahahahahaha!

Worst Part: Realizing that I have been unwittingly taking part in No Shave November. On the bright side, my moustache is finally coming in.

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