Thanksgiving is only a few days away, but get rid of that turkey baster! It's time for some ham:
“Ham-let by Willham Wigglefork”
(Based on Hamlet by William Shakespeare)
To baste, or not to baste,
That is the Question:
Whether ‘tis nobler for the swine to simmer,
Both meat and marrow in one outrageous furnace,
Or to take the arms against a sea of turnips,
And by a poaching blend them.
