The paper is out of production today. I'm guessing it just couldn't wait to get the festivities started. Look forward to a triumphant return next Monday, but until then fill your head with thoughts of glorious Thanksgiving feast staples---turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce... I should stop.
Weather: A high of 54° with a 100% chance of rain. That's right, I am 100% it is going to rain today.