For reasons unknown, the university has something against national holidays. First, we were probably the only school in the country that didn’t get Columbus Day off, and then classes weren’t officially out until today. This means that those of us who don’t hail from New York or Jersey (because, even though practically every other person is from Jersey doesn’t mean you can assume all of us are) probably won’t be home in time for Thanksgiving dinner. NBD.
It turns out Thanksgiving’s overrated anyway, so I guess we can rest assured that we’re not really missing out. Knowing what we know now about Thanksgiving like the little lies that get told about the holiday, we aren’t that sad that we can’t celebrate properly.
