Say no to the dress

Remember in Along Came Polly, when Philip Seymour Hoffman made Ben Stiller rewatch his wedding tapes for indications of where his marriage went wrong? Turns out it’s not just the vows that can portend serious matrimonial ills, because lurking in that longed-for dress is a wealth of signs of trouble down the line. If our liberal arts education has taught us anything, it's that each detail is a symbol for something much deeper. We took the liberty of applying this mindset to certain celebrities' gowns. Check out our analysis after the jump.

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