With finals and mid-semester burn out slowly creeping up, many of you tired and over-worked CU students would probably consider selling your first-borns in turn for a 72-hour nap. Here are a few signs that you should be hitting the sheets, not the stacks, tonight:
When you realize that most of your friends on the West Coast are asleep at this point, too
When not even all the espresso shots brewed at Blue Java can’t save you from keeling over
When you start bobbling like those cheap bobble head toys you used to get in Happy Meals
When you’re too scared to take a nap, because you know that once you’re asleep, you’re going to stay asleep for at least 30 hours
When you can’t remember what time you arrived at Butler… or have you just always existed there?
