You’re home, your whole family went to sleep at 9:30, and you're up.
Being that you find yourself on the Columbia Daily Spectator website, I think you may be going through some Columbia withdrawal—who wouldn’t miss that surge of excitement you get when the bathroom in your dorm has toilet paper, soap, AND paper towels?!
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To get the nostalgia going, I bring you a kind of “Columbia student problems” Twitter account.
My personal favorite: “Okay, listen. I'll evaluate my courses when I'm not doing work for them, sound good? NOW STOP EMAILING EVERY GODDAMN MINUTE.”
