It's late. You're up. The results from last night's quiz were very solid, although only one person got a perfect score---and three of you seemed to think that Eric Clapton was the governor of Mississippi (not the first time he's been mistaken for someone powerful). Anyway, here's what's happening in the news today.
Other Ivies exist: A writer for the Yale Daily News demands to know why only 20 percent of college students are having 80 percent of the sex.
Lion cub: Chloe Moretz, who played the foul-mouthed heroine Hit Girl in Kick-Ass, has her sights set on Columbia for college. (By the way, if you search "Kick-ass little girl" on YouTube, this is what comes up).
Actual fake news? Fake actual news? Looks like Stephen Colbert may be prepping to run for president (again). He's already ahead of Jon Huntsman in South Carolina polling.
