Some of you must have complained about something today. Maybe you had a 9:10 class. (I know I would have complained if I had one.) Maybe a professor already assigned a ton of homework. Maybe you were reminded about how bad the food at John Jay can be. But please take a look at what lies after the jump and I think you'll be grateful for your first day of classes (as long as you're not one of those select few involved in what I'm about to show you).
