It's late. You're up. (I'm not quite sure why since it's a Tuesday night and you probably aren't working late.) But hopefully your first day of classes was enjoyable!
Actual News
Operation Losing Prostitution: So, we all know about the time that cops decided to dress up as students. Now, they're dressing up as prostitutes. The NYPD today announced that it conducted a four-day prostitution sting in 27 police precincts across New York City, and conducted almost 200 arrests.