It's late. You're up. (Still?)
If you're already working on that first paper or exam study session of the semester, then I have two words to say to you: That's sad.
Actual News
Other Ivies Exist: An opinion columnist at The Dartmouth wrote about his disturbing experiences with a fraternity and the University's lack of a response to his concerns. This same student pled no contest to cocaine charges and witness tampering in 2010 and subsequently left the fraternity. Seriously, everyone should read the piece here.
Gettin' it done: The Washington Post discusses how much of Obama's State of the Union Address will actually pass.