Nerdy sleep deprivation logic

Chances are that if you are a Columbia undergrad, you fall into at least one of the following two categories:
1. You would sell a kidney in exchange for a nap
2. You’ve taken Principles of Economics

If so, you might be able to relate to my post. That, or you’ll just think I’m crazy.

Knee-deep in work last night at 2 a.m., I asked myself: Is it really worth it to stay up, or should I stop fighting against gravity to keep my eyes pried-open and on the page? I considered whipping out an old yellow legal pad to compile a pro/con chart, but I realized three things:

1. Pro/con charts have never historically helped anyone make a decision (probably).

2. I don’t even own a yellow legal pad, and un-perforated notebook paper just isn’t the same

3. Be real, my handwriting just isn’t legible at 2 a.m.

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