My Dear Diana,
An apology is in order. I know you might have started thinking that I was never going to address the mistakes of the past, but I won't settle for forgotten wrongs. No, I think the time has come for some rather strong words from me to you. I need to apologize for how I mistreated you when you first opened on campus.
Our relationship, tender as it may be now, started off in bitterness. Even before you were fully constructed no small amount of nay-saying exited my mouth. I called you ugly. I called you poorly designed. I mocked that unusual 80's-era lined pattern on your windows. I scoffed at your inability to fit in with existing architecture. And, with fiery passion, I decried your absurd color.
