This Sunday is the Super Bowl. It's kind of a big deal here in America: Last year's game was the most-watched television event of all time, with 111 million viewers.
But Columbia is a diverse community, and it would be silly to assume that everyone here knows or cares about the big game. Nonetheless, it's going to be difficult to avoid seeing or at least hearing about it this weekend. Maybe you're wondering how you can get through the game without embarrassing yourself in front of your friends.
Or maybe, in a foolish attempt to impress your girlfriend, you told her that you played quarterback in college when in fact the only thing you know about football is "touchdowns are how you score points and sometimes you kick the ball," and now you are so desperate to avoid being caught in the lie that you have taken to Craigslist for help.
