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Actual News
The Grammy Awards happened and Adele won't be getting the "Cold Shoulder" from us because she's "Rolling in the Deep" pit of awards, one that now includes Best Album and Best Song wins.
The streets of Athens turned into Zuccotti Park over the past few days. Although many protested the cuts to jobs, wages, and pensions, the plan was passed in Parliament on Monday.
We still don't know what happened to Whitney Houston, but we're going to keep blaring "I Will Always Love You" in her memory.