Valentine’s Day: promoted by Hallmark, celebrated by couples, and contested by singles.
There are really only three categories to fall into when it comes to this holiday:
The cynic
This holiday is one where card and candy stores get to con you into buying frivolous merchandise for outrageous prices. You’ve got to be an idiot to buy into the ten-dollar-a-rose stupidity. That money could buy you a solid meal at Hewitt Dining! Plus the heart shape is dumb. It’s an anatomically incorrect representation of an organ that has nothing to do with emotions anyway.
