It's late. You're up. Perhaps one perfect day, Wednesday nights will be completely care-free, with no papers or exams or classes the next day.
That is not exactly tonight, although we're going to do our best to forget that in the next two minutes.
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Crazy shit
Just wrong: Date My School thinks that Columbia women don't measure up in a national collegiate "hotness ratio."
You can't be too careful: Cheetos can cause all kinds of problems, as one high school administrator found out.