Unfortunately for every music fan at Columbia, Coachella, the upcoming two-weekend festival of all things right in the music world will be happening in mid-April. This means that attending isn’t super feasible -- especially because it happens in California, which isn’t exactly within road trip distance.
Add to that the fact that both weekends are sold out, and you have a pretty impossible situation. If money and time and school weren’t obstacles, what follows is how far I would go to score some tickets to Coachella.
10. Call Zooey Deschanel “adorkable” until she gives in and lets me go on tour with She and Him (note to self: become friends with Zooey Deschanel).
9. Do damage control in hotel rooms after Kings of Leon have stayed in them.
8. Do Thom Yorke’s spasm-dances everywhere for a full week.
