It's late. You're up. You spent all Monday trying to recover from this weekend and now that you're finally in "the zone," it's time for bed. So here are some stories to help you get to sleep! Hey, what can I say? Sometimes I like to use the term "Actual News" loosely.
Actual News
Actual Prison Break: What seemed like a "run-of-the-mill prison riot" on Sunday actually turned out to be a humongous cover-up for over 30 inmates escaping from this Mexico City facility.
New World Leaders: German political parties have nominated Joachim Gauck as their next president.
Safety First: A playground at park in Inwood (that's, like, Upper Upper West Side to you) is getting its awesome slide removed.
