Are you a big league B.S.er?

Do you have all of your résumés sitting in a portfolio, printed on scented parchment, (I think it gives it a little something extra, don’t you think?) or are you still trying to figure out where the Career Fair is even being held?

Find out which kind of Spring Career Fair attendee you’ll be this Friday:

Fervent Freshman

  • You still have your position as president of the Science Club listed on your résumé
  • You run home and add everyone you meet on Linkedin even though you have fewer than 10 connections
  • You call yourself a “first-year student” in hopes of sounding older
  • Deciding what font size to use for your name on your résumé took around 45 minutes

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