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Actual News
Edwards sex tape: Fortunately, the sex tapes of John Edwards and Rielle Hunter have been ordered to be destroyed as per a settlement agreement. Let me reiterate: that's fortunate.
#Syriaproblems: Eighty Western and Arab countries will meet in Tunisia on Friday to attempt to quell the still-escalating revolts and reactions throughout the region, but a year after it began its downward spiral, Syria isn't showing any major signs or hope for improvement.