It's late. You're up, partying the night away. Just kidding, you're writing a 10-page paper.
Actual News:
Syria: The United Nations' plans for peacemaking in Syria are in the works.
Vicious bullying or fatal mistake?: Dharun Ravi, whose roommate Tyler Clementi committed suicide after Ravi recorded and uploaded a video of roommate him having sex on the internet, is currently on trial for spying.
Not Really News:
I'd like to thank the Academy, and Ebay: You can buy old Oscar statuettes on Tuesday if you happen to have an extra $4 million lying around.
Ew, calories: Sorry, being in denial about how many calories that bucket of chicken contains just isn't a great idea. But restaurants make it awfully easy to be.
Lin-Sanity: A new Ben & Jerry's flavor called "Taste the Lin-Sanity" contains lychee, honey, and fortune cookies. Cue cries of racism.
Other Ivies exist:
This girl manages to be adorable despite the fact that she's singing about the disappointment of getting deferred from Yale as a legacy.
