Between 115th and 116th Street on Riverside Drive, Columbia's chapter of St. Anthony Hall looms as a den of mystery and preposterous rumor.
Given its exclusive nature, Saint A’s is often spoken of by way of “I heard that...,” since most Columbia students will never foot inside during their four years.
Thus, the best we can do at The Eye is to imagine what a typical evening there might look like (not in any way a shameless attempt to get an actual invite---pshhh---in order to educate our readers):
