Friends, Romans, Columbia community—lend me your eyes. There's going to be a spectacle at Levien Gymnasium tonight, and Uncle Sam wants YOU to be there. You see, the Harvard Crimson are in town tonight—and while that's a spectacle in and of itself, tonight has the potential to be especially epic.
It's not just that some random player from the Knicks may-or-may-not be in attendance. It's not even that people are selling their tickets to the sold-out contest on Craigslist for a whopping $200. It's about the atmosphere that we, as students, must create in order to make the Crimson feel like they're stepping into the wild, wild, west.
First of all, even though the game is sold out, students can still attend. That's right, so Uncle Sam wanting YOU still applies to all of you who, like me, really want to take a break from studying for midterms. But you should definitely be early if you want to get a good seat—not that you'll be sitting very much with all the standing and cheering you're going to be doing.
