There are certain personalities that are ubiquitous at Columbia.
The Boastful Butlerian is by far one of the most annoying. They're that person who carries around their travel mug like it's their child, talks to you about how much they love the Ancient & Medieval Studies room, or brings along Beats or noise-canceling headphones to a casual study session.
A typical conversation
Boastful Butlerian: "Wow, I am SO tired!"
You: "Oh really, how much did you sleep la..."
BB: "FOURTH ALL-NIGHTER THIS WEEK!"
You: "Oh. That must be hard."
BB: "Yeah, whatever. I'm totally used to it by now. But I was like so mad, Blue Java closed at 1 a.m. Can you believe that?!"
