It's late. You're up. Perhaps you're awake because you have literally been huffing caffeine? If so, the FDA would like to have a word with you. For the rest of us, here's the news and a funny video.
Actual news
Raining on his parade: The Santorum campaign's new message seems to be "Hey Newt, please get out of the race."
Because why the heck not, that's why: Hacking collective Anonymous claims to have taken down the Vatican's website today.