It's late. You're up. Are you planning on going scuba diving over spring break? Or spending any time at all in the ocean? If so, that is good news...for sharks! Don't do it! Stay indoors, catch up on the news, and watch a funny video instead.
Actual news
Classy: New Jersey governor Chris Christie went on another one of his famous rants today, calling a Navy veteran an "idiot."
Big-budget flop: Disney is set to lose $165 million on John Carter, which opened in theaters today.
