Breaking news to all sophomores: You recently had to declare your majors. (And don't worry—those who didn't were immediately terminated from the matrix.)
But for those of you who didn’t stroll out of your dorm like this after making your decision, I'd like to share with you a quick story.
A few weeks ago, I realized I’d never amount to anything in life without bumping my English concentration up to a full major. So I ventured over to Lerner, jogged a few laps around the ramps, and made it up to my advisor's office, bringing with me some of the world's top lawyers and diplomats in a surely futile attempt to add a major to my degree plan.
This was, of course, impossible, as I hadn't declared English as my second major during sophomore spring. But I thought I'd at least try.
My advisor obviously said no before I could open my mouth, so I appealed my case to the office of student affairs, who appealed it to the dean, who appealed it to the office of PrezBo.
