It's late. You're up. You're crying because you're going to be up all night doing work and/or because you just realized that you're not in Kansas/Florida/Canún/some other sunny place anymore.
Actual News
Let's make brackets for the GOP race instead: Romney sweeps all 20 delegates in Puerto Rico, keeping him in the lead for the nomination
Sad: Car bombs killed two and injured 30 in Syria on Sunday, the first anniversary of the uprisings
March Mutilations: University of North Carolina's point guard got injured, so here's a song I wrote for all of you out there with ruined brackets
Mo' money, mo' problems: Apple will be announcing what they're doing with $100 billion. I say they buy an iPad 4G, but they can stick with the 3G until the new one comes out instead, I guess.
