Tomorrow is that wonderous and magical day of the year when families and friends come together to annoy each other with failed jokes, hoaxes, and taunts. Even from a young age, I've never been very successful at this holiday—my attempts at pranks usually elicited unconvinced eye rolling or angry tears (pretending your twin is stuck in the washing machine is not so funny to Mom, it turns out).
But I'm due for a blog post and the day is upon us. So, since I can't give you any advice about this tender holiday, instead I offer a list of things you might be wishing were April Fool's pranks:
1. The Bacchanal concert line-up.
