I'm going to be wearing the same shirt for the next two days

Happy April Fool's Day! Read on for some news that will change your entire outlook on life. No, I'm actually not kidding. Plus, check out the Baccha90's teaser video after the jump.

Actual News:

The State and Religion: Despite promising not to nominate a presidential candidate, Egypt’s Muslim Brotherhood has announced that their group’s financier Khairat al-Shatir will be running this May.

The State and Hunchbacks: Ann Coulter points out what every liberal in the country has been thinking for the past year: Newt Gingrich should not be running for president.

The search for the ticket holders: No, this isn’t another reboot of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, all these people get when they win is about $219 million dollars. I’d rather take a visit to Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory.

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