On 364 days of the year, you can ask Emily for advice. On the first day of April though, Emily rests and Lanbo subs in.
Dear Lanbo,
I know Health Services gives us free condoms—and I appreciate that they do, because it's super-important when spring hits the city and all you want to do is jump on that hottie in your Mind, Brain, Behavior class without encountering those darn STIs—but they're not supplying good condom brands. NYC is a tight fit, and Lifestyle is rarely lubricated. Barely ever do I find the much-desired Trojan among the piles they have.
But the three-condom Trojan packs they sell at Duane Reade cost $6.99 each, which is a little pricey for three condoms—especially since those rubbers can go by fast in as little as one session of coitus. What's a girl to do?
Regards,
Love in the time of Chlamydia
