This weekend the music world eagerly awaited the release of the Columbia student lineup attending this month's Bacchanal festivities, but were widely disappointed by the announcement. "The students just seem to get worse and worse every year," Wavves lead singer Nathan Williams said. "It's like they don't even consider the acts performing on stage when they pick these guys."
Curren$y was equally frustrated after scanning the list of 6,000 undergraduates who would be attending the concert. "Who the hell chose these people? Ben Pulaski CC'13? Sarah Bennington SEAS'15? I've never heard of these no-names," the New Orleans-based rapper said. "I remember when they used to have cool students here like Amanda Peet, Stephen Jay Gould, and Radovan Karadžić. Considering the theme was Baccha90s, you think they could have at least gotten someone like Maggie Gyllenhaal, CC '99. I have no idea what the fuck Bacchanal was smoking when they came up with this shit."
