It's late, you're up. Did you happen to pass by the Matsuri Japanese spring festival on Low Plaza today?
Actual news:
False alarm: Despite signs that the economy is improving, this quarter's job growth rate was disappointing. The article goes on to say, "Although the number of people out of work for six months or longer fell to 5.3 million, from 5.4 million in the February report, the number of people who said they were without a job for five weeks or less rose to 2.57 million."
Jet crash: A Navy fighter jet crashed into an apartment complex in Virginia, and there were no deaths. Not even the two men on board.
What is this I can't even: The homeless in Hungary face fines and jail time. The government hopes that these new anti-vagrancy practices will make Budapest less crowded and underdeveloped.