Do you often find your toes uncomfortably hot and sweaty?
Do they feel like they’re being constantly tickled as if small puppies were lolling around them?
Is there usually an unpleasant odor arising from the vicinity of your lowest extremities? Are your shins and ankles noticeably paler than the rest of your body?
Does the idea of chomping people’s brains turn your salivary glands on?
If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you might have contracted a severe case of Chronic Ugg-wearing-itis. Never fear though, it’s not fatal.
