The other day, I had an epiphany. We’re at a pivotal point in the school year here at Columbia. Housing is ruining friendships and the registrar is ruining careers, seniors are gearing up to graduate and yet even still nearly everyone you run into this weekend will be drunk.
Yes, it certainly seems like there’s something about the prime weather we get during the last few weeks of school that brings out the best in the lions (before finals, that is). I, however, am of the opinion that the absolute best of the lions have a propensity for food. Free food. Just so we're clear—this is the post on how to get free food on campus.