It’s late. You’re up. I went for a walk in Riverside Park for the first time today.
If you were there around sunset, you might have seen me. I was the weird barefoot girl humming to herself and trying to take “artsy” photos of trees and squirrels.
That makes me sound a lot crazier than I really am, I swear. Moving on. Read on if you want to see a penguin with a penguin backpack. (It’s so meta.)
Actual News:
Total Recall: Meddling with your memory is okay, if it’s for your own good---right?
America’s first Nazi lobbyist: “I’m not going to go in and shove a swastika in their face.”
Walk flight of shame: U.S. Secret Service agents are under thorough investigation for alleged misconduct involving prostitutes in Colombia.
