It's late. You're up. If you're writing two papers tonight like I am, you are in desperate need of some distractions!
Actual News:
Drama in Washington: Caught in the middle of a prostitution scandal, three agents were forced out of the Secret Service today.
Further scandal: Defense Secretary Leon Panetta publicly apologized today for graphic photos of U.S. Soldiers posing with body parts of dead Afghan insurgents. The photos caused quite a bit of tension between the military and the L.A. Times, which despite officials' requests, published two out of the 18 photos Wednesday.