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Actual news
He's crazy: Singer Ted Nugent recently seemed to threaten the President's life, saying that he would "either be dead or in jail" next year if Obama is re-elected. But the Secret Service is closing its investigation after deciding no threat was actually intended. As Nugent explained, "Metaphors needn't be explained to educated people." Anyway, the Secret Service has its own problems to deal with right now.
