It's late. You're up. You're already having a case of the Mondays.
Actual News:
Mission Not-Yet-Accomplished: The U.S. and Afghanistan reached an agreement on the future role of the U.S. in Afghanistan. Troops have already begun leaving, but the agreement shows that the United States intends to keep a strong presence in the country after 2014, the scheduled departure date.
More election news: Except this time it's not in the U.S.-- Francois Hollande, a Socialist candidate, is giving Nicolas Sarkozy a real run for his money in the French presidential election.