It's late. You're up. One day more, and then it's officially reading week. Oh well, at least puppies are coming back to campus. And to further your procrastination, check out this Tumblr featuring cats where they do not belong after the jump. But first:
Actual News:
Other Ivies Exist: But sometimes their vice deans' degrees don't. Doug Lynch resigned recently after officials found out that he doesn't actually have the PhD from Columbia that he claimed he had. And we complained about Pena-Mora's lack of credentials.
New Crisis in Sudan: Apparently Sudan has declared a state of emergency after weeks of border clashes with South Sudan.
A math formula caused the financial crisis: Something called the Black-Scholes equation, which changed the way the financial world worked may have led to its downfall. Yeah, nice try, Goldman Sachs.
