Football metaphors, tigers, and the shape of your beer glass

It's late. You're up. Welcome to the first one eleven of the semester! For those of you who are new here, we do this every Sunday through Friday night at exactly 1:11 a.m. The post usually contains a sampling of news from around the world, as well as a funny video or something else that we think might distract you from studying. Let's get right to it!

Actual News

Competitor-in-Chief: The tumultuous love-hate relationship between the New York Times and President Obama took a downward turn today, as the paper reported that Obama is kind of an asshole.

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