It's late. You're up. Welcome to the first one eleven of the semester! For those of you who are new here, we do this every Sunday through Friday night at exactly 1:11 a.m. The post usually contains a sampling of news from around the world, as well as a funny video or something else that we think might distract you from studying. Let's get right to it!
Actual News
Competitor-in-Chief: The tumultuous love-hate relationship between the New York Times and President Obama took a downward turn today, as the paper reported that Obama is kind of an asshole.